jokes to pick up girls with (say all of them and in this order)

Joke 1:
Q: How much does a polar bear weigh?
A: Enough to break the ice.

Joke 2:
Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
A: I think I'm coming down with something.

Joke 3:
Q: Where does a king keep his armies?
A: In his sleevies.

Joke 4:
Q: What's the difference between jam and jelly?
A: Well I certainly can't jelly my cock into your mouth.

It'll be love at first punchline. xoxo!