Thursday, April 29, 2010

It's MAY Holidays!

Every year China has 3 major National Holidays - Chinese New Year, May Holidays and October Holidays. Each of those translate into multiple days off from work which is lovely. This May Holiday, I will be jetting off to Guilin to ride bikes, see crazy light shows and generally bum around.

One more update before I go:

After months of construction and tarp, the building next to our office is finally finished -

Since my office is full of five year olds, we spent the afternoon sending office-wide emails and giggling.

Oh! And another thing - Apple is totally Big Brothering like a paranoid dictator and doesn't care who knows it now. If you haven't been following the saga you should read up. It's the soap opera of our times.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Mobile upload - Small Dog in Stroller



Total normal picture of a group of people enjoying lunch outside w/ their baby at El Willy right? WRONG! Look again! It's three grown adults eating lunch with a white chihuahua in a BABY STROLLER. There's no baby in there. I know because Sam and I totally stealth walked by just to check. Thank God for phone cameras with zoom.

Military briefing PPT chart so confusing government OK to release to major newspaper

In a chart that looks more like it belongs on visualcomplexity vs. in a military briefing PPT, Gen. Stanley A McChrystal attempts to show a detailed military strategy for American and NATO forces in Kabul. Sadly, this chart is definitely reminiscent of more than one "brilliant" drawing at my company that I've seen tacked on a "concepting wall" as an answer to XYZ client brief. Kinda makes me really question what it is I do in life...

Full story in NYT here.

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NPR reporter states the obvious

At a recent press conference for the Shanghai World Expo, American reporter for NPR, Louisa Lim shouted accusations that Haibo was a Shanzhai version of Gumby. The real shocker here for me however is not so much her press ambush of propaganda Minister Xu Wei but that she actually thinks Haibo ripping off of Gumby is somehow new news. Anyone with eyes can tell that the Expo mascot has borrowed liberally from America's favorite green slab of clay.

Way to jump on that bandwagon three years too late Louisa. Super astute.

For full recount click here.

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New internet phenom: cute boys with...

I've been sent two separate websites today of cute boys posing with either cats or cupcakes which is enough proof for me to call this particular genre a internet phenomenon sweeping the web waves.

The creator of cute boys with cupcakes is actually my friend Liana who is herself the star of her boyfriend's blog that documents her reactions to tasting different beer. The combination of all three websites leads to a very gratuitously silly and good time.

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Monday, April 26, 2010

True Love means never having to say you're sorry...

...But for all those other moments, introducing the Bacon Bouquet. Your loved one can't be mad at you if they're fighting for their lives from the grease induced heart attack!

I love this website.

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Friday, April 23, 2010

The Beard Guide

Working in an industry where some form of facial hair seems to be a compulsory male accessory, I find this chart extremely helpful.

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Madonna continuing her unsuccessful stranglehold on youth

Madonna shoots for Dolce and Gabbana in Harlem. In concept the shoot could have been quite cheeky. It could have had a classy edge but instead you get the above picture-Madonna squeezed, pinched and stuffed her into a dress 2 sizes too small which is quite the feat given her skeletal figure. Looking more crazy mum vs. sexy, empowered older woman, the entire thing feels like an overproduced parody of Desperate Housewives - Cougar edition.

Looking at the creative trajectory of Madonna as of late, you have to wonder, whatever happened to aging gracefully? At a certain point, shouldn't you just embrace your age and go with that vs. always trying to relive the glory days of your 20's? Exhibit 2: this music video with Pharrell where Madonna looks uncomfortably like a mom - albeit a very hot mom - at the disco. Also, call me racist, but a white blond woman should never be uttering the words "Get Stupid."

The saddest part is that Madonna might just have been able to pull off the whole youth pastiche if she wasn't just so serious about it. There's no sly wink, no insider grin, it doesn't even look like she's genuinely having fun. In the photos and the videos you can tell, she's trying so hard and as uncomfortable as it makes me to see a grown woman acting like a 20 year old, it mostly juts makes me feel sad. I mean, what's the point in growing older if all you have to look forward to is pretending you're someone you're not?

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Thursday, April 22, 2010

Volcano vs. airplane

In the fallout from the latest volcano eruption. This chart puts it into perspective.

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Bob Evans Sausage Gravy Machine

The southerner in me is drooling.

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Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Every Person In New York

Jason Polan's new project has him drawing a person in New York every day. By emailing him your whereabouts on any given day, you have a chance of being drawn and displayed on his site. Another lovely example of how websites are increasingly giving people an outlet to be "anonymously famous."

I've been thinking a lot lately how the evolution of websites has moved so rapidly from simple user interactions (think web game banners where you try to hit a monkey w/ a mallet) to involving the user in a very personal and intimate way (think Uniqlo's latest Utweet campaign goes into your twitter and makes a mini music vid using your and your friend's tweets and icons).

Just in looking at the campaigns that are currently gaining a lot of traction, feel like the next wave in viral marketing will be videos/websites that makes the user the star vs. just a participant. After all, who doesn't want their 15 minutes of fame?

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Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Awesome Chinese stand up routine

Chemist turned comedian Joe Wang is an inspiration for us all.

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The Monster Engine - from crappy to creepy

It's hard to get over his logo looking like a kick back from Nick at Nite and his website looking like something made by Microsoft Paint but once you put those visual snobberies aside, you'll find that Monster Engine is a pretty awesome concept: Dave Devries takes children's drawings and paints them realistically to create canvases that are wonderfully creepy a la Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas.

See the before and after photos here: http://themonsterengine.com/artwork

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Friday, April 16, 2010

Clever - Nokia: The World's Biggest Signpost

The whole interactive billboard thing has been done before but something about a large arrow hanging from a crane definitely brings a smile to my face.

Related but tangential: feel like the SH government should definitely borrow the giant crane/signpost idea for it because so far I've only come across English maps that look like these: http://www.chinatouristmaps.com/current/shanghai-expo-2010/download-map.html. Yeah. Not so helpful.

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Monday, April 12, 2010

Friday, April 2, 2010

Scott Schuman tries to censor the internet

In China, censorship is one of those things you just accept happens and is as natural to me as say not being able to get a cab in Shanghai on a rainy day or Ricky Martin coming out of the closet.

But when someone like Scott Schuman, street fashion photographer and creater of The Sartorialist, a person who makes an entire blog out of cataloguing OTHER people's fashion creations, throws a hissy fit over a satirical spin off of his blog it definitely rubs me the wrong way.

Schuman, angry at Eduardo Cachucho's fake Satorialist site, went as far as send him a cease and desist email, a response eerily remincent of EMI's anger over DJ Danger Mouse's Grey Album. But the thing is Schuman isn't an entrenched company stuck in the glory yesterdays of yore before technology came and ruined everything nor is he a Communist party whose power over the people hangs precariously on strongarming the media. He's the creator of a pioneering fashion blog, a fashion maverick from what we know to be the "free world."

I can understand the desire to protect intellectual property or the rights of his subjects but isn't the brillance of this day and age the fact that people can take easily mix and remix media pushing it to levels the original creator never intended or thought of? And yes, much of the time this results in a ton of terrible youtube videos ("Look at me sing Justin Brieber's One in front of my bedroom mirror!") but at other times you get absolute brillance like this or this.

Not to say Cachucho's site is brillant because it's actually kind of terrible but it's not a rip off nor does it damage the reputation of those photographed on Schuman's site or Schuman himself. Instead Cachucho clumsily manipulates Schuman's photos using Photoshop to create what would be hilariously ridiculous outfits if only they didn't look so technically sad. All these image "creations" are posted in a jumble with thoughts and commentary that are slightly above mediocre.

There were few redeeming qualities in Cachucho's fake-satorialist that would ever propel it to internet celeb-dom except for the fact it attracted the ire of the infinitely more popular Schuman. Now, thanks to this NYT article, Cachucho is getting more visitors than he ever could have on his own merits.

Here's the kicker (courtesy of the NYT):
Mr. Schuman said his site receives about 250,000 hits each day; Mr. Cachucho said his gets about 50. But Mr. Schuman said he was still bothered by the unflattering depiction of his subjects. “Now everyone feels the Internet is a free-for-all,” he said.

Yeah, Mr. Schuman. That must be terrible, free speech and all.

Early morning meetings



We had an early morning meeting today and much coffee was ordered. Coffee led to coffee stirrers which naturally led to this picture. Not such a bad way to pass a morning meeting.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Can I get a Bad? Can I get a Tastic?



Badtastic returns again in full force as the very "Official" Peaches after party. I will be manning (mangling) the ones and twos (my iTunes playlist and a mixer) at Not Me come April 23 with other like minded people who range from just barely to loads better than me. All in all it should be a fun night.