now the evening news report brought to you by dad

I was chatting with my dad online about the girl renting our condo in Atlanta. Apparently there have been a few stray dogs wandering around the area which freaked her out. My mom's solution was to tell her to carry an umbrella around with her at all times, opening and closing it intermittently, to defend herself against the dogs.

Dad: A small Korean girl lives in our condo, she drives a big van, carries a long umbrellar always in and out, is it a vivid picture.

Me: Hahah. that's really awesome.

Dad: Well, you get it. By the way, 1) Obarma is in Turky to make a peace with Islum. 2) An earth quake in Italy. 3) March 18, Chinese government turned down a buying deal proposed by Coca Cola.