We totally ate the shit out of that home cooking yo.
Whats up thrillahz and chillaz! D-Dog here with the exclusive low down of my super off the hook Chinese New Year Holidays in Dan Yang (D Yang for short)!
This CNY, I knew I had to head to the hottest party this side of the Yangtze - the Ouyang clan annual gathering. For those of you who don't know - D Yang is a Tier 2 city north of Shanghizzle. That 2 stands for 2 hot 2 be touched! AIR FIST EXPLOSION! BOOSH! I scored myself a real good deal on train tickets and rode first class hard seater all the way. That's 30 premium kuai BIAYCHES bc D-dog likes riding in style.
I had a super slamming weekend where I creeped all over g-ma's home cooking and was knocking back that hot water like it weren't no thang. Why all the love to the hot water? Two words: 0 degree weather - no inside heating. That's right! Those D Yang Ouyangs are HARDCORE to the EXTREME! It sounds like it would be super ridiculous but once your fingers numbed over it's all gravy. And, total bonus, I got to rock my slamming winter Nike jacket indoors! 100% branded down baby!
It was totally sweet that in those three days, I got to straight chill in the same outfit. At first I was kinda bugging that I couldn't take a shower - you know, bc of the cold and all - but I kept it classy with my imported (holla out for that care package ma) Bath and Body Works body spray and French showered or as they say in France - "Francais showered."
When I wasn't all up in the homecooking I was totally killing it at the ma jong. It was my first time but I was all over those Pung and Hu's! My family peoples were all like trying to teach me the rules but, in the end, they were the one who got schooled. You know what I'm talking about playa. I scored myself 6kuai after just 3 hours of playing. Total. natural.
So how did I manage to fit all those meals and games of ma jong into just 4 days? Let's just say, I partied pretty hard but when you're in Dan Yang - that's what you gotta do.
Glad you had a relaxing CNY. Well, Shanghai could be really chilling without indoor heating as well. In fact, I remembered when i was in high school dorm where there was no heat, I had to wear 2-3 sweaters altogether and still needed to huddle up to keep myself warm.
ReplyDeleteCan't believe u r playing MaJong lol. I am so bad at it. Probably would lose all my money if i were playing w u. Man, still can't remember all the rules.
Sheng