you must be a muñeca if you're still standing still

In an attempt to get in shape while avoiding the gym, I've signed myself up to a year's membership at a dance studio. I've been going for the past two weeks and am seeing minor results. I work in advertising and you wouldn't think it but the agency is full of aspiring dancers.


Just look at those lines and forms. As you can see, I have a lot to live up to.

Unrelated but kinda related segue: in the future even pole dancing will be done by robots!